GUILD ARCHIVE · RECORD NO. ████ · VOLUME VII

This scroll is full of prophecy, not facts.

(confession: not sure I'm actually a hero, but the cloak is pretty impressive.)

SEALED

HERO RECORD

NAME
LINEAGE
CLASS
HOMELAND
STRENGTH
Staying calm even if a dragon shows up (coffee required).
WEAKNESS
Monday 9am "quick sync" calls.

↑ Tap a sealed line to reveal a prophecy. Tap again and the oracle has second thoughts, reseals it.

INVENTORY

  • 1x half-full coffee cup (+2 survival)
  • 1x magic light stone, 12% charge
  • 47x open tabs, awaiting closure
  • Unlimited imagination, limited sleep

LEGEND

Old records claim this hero battles not dragons, but endless meetings. A keyboard instead of a sword, a second cup of coffee instead of a shield. No proof of any village saved, but at least the tabs get organized — sometimes.

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This record has not been officially verified by any oracle.

CONTACT: You may send a raven, though it might be tired. A carrier pigeon is also accepted, whichever you prefer.

© ████ — This page contains no real personal data. Just the sound of swords, the smell of coffee, and a faint air of prophecy.